cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie



smaug-official:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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What were you doing when I called? Were you on Facebook?

(Source: offtojamieland)



pardonmewhileipanic:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

southern-feminism:

kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

A guy insulting his ex to “compliment” you is always a red flag.

If he says all his exes went crazy after a few months, realise that he was the only common factor. -Ash

tw: ableist slur
aka why i ALWAYS assume a guy was the one at fault if he claims to have a “cr*zy ex”. 
Like no dude, you just use a dismissive term to avoid owning up to your own issues. 


(Source: thehaileymo)



dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.




(Source: alisxrico)



  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*


junior-mints:

tiramisu-strawberry:

menageriebar:


AYI is changing how dating sites work by connecting people through their interests and friends. AYI’s goal is to revolutionize the online dating industry by creating more thoughtful and meaningful connections. 

GUYS! REALLY COOL TRICK create an account on this website and select male and select an age somewhere between 35-50 and err, i wont spoil it for you. Just take a look!! 
Use this link if you’re from: The US or Canada.
Use this links if you’re from: UK or Ireland.
Use this link if you’re from: Australia, NZ, and others.
The links are very important, otherwise you won’t see the trick.
(also this is a real neato dating site btw)

this is where I met my boyfriend lmao…. and holy fucking shit how is this trick not known in public???? oh my god tumblr you never disappoint

HAHAHAHAHA. NOBODY FUCKING TELL OMFG
if its not working you probs used the wrong link


(Source: thoriolanus)



celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??




allyson-wonderlnd:

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.

(Source: personifyingchaos)




withastartoguide:

sydney—grace:

THIS GETS ME EVERY TIME

(Source: chriscanandwill)




tshawnraw:

kirbsuperb:

I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝

I needed to see this



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regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.