It’s getting clearer every second that you’re totally bat shit crazy, but you’re a beautiful, sweet girl. Fuck this guy. So many people are gonna love you.
"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic. “
This. This is how you break down ableist barriers. This is incredible for the deaf and for the custies. I would love to learn sign language, and I would learn it faster if it was standing between me and booze
this is so important
Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass
It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.
The most eloquent heckler attended John Mulaney’s stand up show.
THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG
This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better
That last one.
That last one is me every single night…
Hey! What are you two losers up to? I thought I’d come help.
….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
She on beat like a muhhfucka
shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo
FUCK ME UP MARY BETH
What’s wrong with scared? Scared is a superpower! Your superpower. There is danger in this room. And guess what? It’s you! Do you feel it? Do you think he feels it? Do you think he’s scared? Nah. Loser!
sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that
*sends this to all the couples at my school*