benpaddon:


ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 


dimensionsinprobability:

You would think that maybe Tony would be genre-savvy with the whole renegade-destruction-robot-apocalypse thing, but no



It is almost too easy to write a dystopia these days. The real challenge, it seems to me, is to write a new utopia.
Continuations: SeeChange: Video Will Be Everywhere (What Do We Want?)  (via msg)


andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair



simplypotterheads:

Oh
my
god.


imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan talking about each other




reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

(Source: lejazzhot)



babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

GUYS

maybewordsmith:

justplainsomething:

schnickledooger:

believeinprongs:

Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?

“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”

image

Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^

Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.

A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?




(Source: community-channel-is-hectic)




positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

(Source: whendogmetdolphin)





thatfunnyblog:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

sagihairius:

you may have caused a boner today and not even realized it




batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice